Owner of a Lonely Heart’s London, 1983

London as it appears in the 1983 video for “Owner of a Lonely Heart” by Yes. View of Vauxhall and Grosvenor Bridge.



Mrs. Stoll Hosts Literary Group

“OCEAN GROVE– The Literary Group of Ocean Grove Women’s Club met at the home of Mrs. Gertrude Stoll, last Tuesday. Mrs. Ruth Hartmann, chairman, conducted.

Mrs. Stoll proceeded with a book by Marjorie Holmes. She chose several selections of prose-like prayers. After the readings, members expressed their impressions. One of the discussions, as Christians, was the difference between ‘Worry and Concern.’ Refreshments were served.

The next meeting will be at the home of Miss Teresa Wood, 106 Embury Avenue. Miss Wood will give the book review.

Others present were Martha Blackly, Elsie Wasserman, Mabel Jacobs, Teresa Wood, Lillian Bell, and Ruth Young.”

Ocean  Grove and Neptune Times, Township of Neptune New Jersey,  page 5, Thursday, May 4, 1978.

Richard Nixon Concedes to JFK

At approximately 4:00 AM on November 9, 1960, Vice President Richard Nixon addressed his supporters.

“As I look at the board here, while there are results still to come in, if the present trend continues, Mr. Kennedy, Senator Kennedy, will be the next president of the United States.”

Nixon beamed. A wild, happy smile, full of pathos and dreadful to watch.

“I want Senator Kennedy to know, and I want all of you to know certainly if this trend does continue and if he does become our next president then he will have my wholehearted support.”

Gary Hart for George McGovern

South Dakota Senator George McGovern was the Democratic challenger to incumbent Richard Nixon in the 1972 presidential campaign. The McGovern team were no match for the monkey business of Nixon’s CREEP (Committee for the Re-Election of the President), but they did have Shirley MacLaine and campaign manager Gary Hart.

“I would see Hart, a tall, lean young man of thirty-four, his hair fashionably long, moving around in the lobby, lavishing his attention on the growing army of young workers who were living on peanut butter sandwiches, and who were to be the basis of whatever success McGovern would have.

‘Hell, I’m just a country boy,’ he would say, kicking his boots like Gary Cooper. ‘I think probably after the primary here, I’ll have finished my task for the senator. He’ll win a surprisingly large number of votes and then the pols will move in and take over. I can’t fight that. So I’ll head on back to Colorado.’

But I knew the country boy was in it for the duration. He loved reading military history, and admired Napoleon, and there was a military quality to the way he was organizing the young. No, he would never give up. All through 1970-1971, he had traveled around the country for McGovern, promising a new world to the young, a world that would be free of political hacks, where our latent idealism would be welded to real power… Gary was a shrewd cowboy. There were moments late at night when you wanted to rush in and protect him from all the ruthless manipulators he said were around in the world. Not many people realized that he was more attractively manipulative than anyone else.”

Shirley MacLaine, You Can Get There From Here, The Bodley Head, 1975.

Shirley MacLaine for George McGovern: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0rf2aoTSBc

Betty Friedan Versus Nancy Reagan

Betty Friedan 1960.jpgBetty Freidan was the author of The Feminine Mystique and one of the founders of the National Organization for Women. Nancy Reagan was an actress who became the first lady of California and later the United States. Both graduated from Smith College. Friedan wrote about her attempts to enlist her fellow Smithee in the Equal Rights Amendment and Reagan’s master class in dissembling: 

Nancy Reagan.jpg“The first time I tried to get her [Nancy Reagan] involved was on a bus at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I sat down next to her and said: ‘Nancy, from one Smith girl to another, you have to be for the ERA, you know.’ But I didn’t get anywhere.

I tried again at the Gridiron dinner in Washington after Ronald Reagan was elected in 1980… Somewhere in the course of the evening’s events I went up to Nancy Reagan at the head table. Once again, I evoked our Smith legacy and implored her to use her influence to help us with the ERA. And she said, ‘Oh Betty, Ronnie and I are for equality and Ronnie and I are for women’s rights, we’re just not for amendments.'”

Betty Friedan, Life So Far, Simon & Schuster, 2000.

Photographs: Fred Palumbo, World Telegram.


Barbie’s Bath and Jacuzzi Playsets

The Jacuzzi was a cinematic trope once deployed as reliably as frantic Japanese tourists or a homeless man inadvertently witnessing the film’s entire plot. Playboys and villains toasted stiff-haired women in high-cut swimsuits, and good men climbed into the bubbles to be hoodwinked and lead astray. Mattel Inc. responded to the trend by manufacturing an unending stream of bathtubs, showers, and hot tubs for its Barbie Playsets range. There was Barbie Sweet Roses Beauty Bath, Barbie Living Pretty Beauty Bath, Barbie’s Bubbling Spa; endless variations on a single theme.

In 1982 the National Broadcasting Association had cast-off its children’s ad guidelines and discontinued the limits on the number of commercials that could air. At last, advertisers were no longer prevented from hammering a sales message or the use of the words “only,” and “just” before the price. The next year N. W. Ayer[1] took over the Mattel account.

Barbie dolls reclined in a bubble bath or perched rigidly on the edge of a Jacuzzi in metallic bathing suits while the camera roamed over their plastic, foam-kissed legs. The salaciousness was in contrast to the girls in the playset commercials, who spoke in babyish tones as they manipulated their avatars.

There was never any suggestion that Barbie would be joined in her bubbly spa or glass shower by a Ken doll, but Mattel Inc. skirted a fine line in a time when the Moral Majority was leading I Love America rallies. The playset campaigns managed to be simultaneously wildly inappropriate and chaste. The excessively wholesome behavior of the little girls served as a silent rebuke to viewers:  How dare you see something else in this ad: it is you who is the sicko.

Barbie Bubble Bath (1981)


“You girls ready?”

A hapless dad pushed open the bedroom door while his daughter held out her hand.

“Don’t come in Dad! Barbie’s taking a bubble bath!”

Thick bubbles protected Magic Curl Barbie’s modesty, a challenge crews would grapple with when shooting Barbie in the shower.

“This is the Barbie Bubble Bath!” the narrator said, in a voice so syrupy she could conduct a fake phone poll in a brutal South Carolina primary dirty tricks campaign. “You have to put it together!”

The presentation of the accessories occurs at the denouement of the ads. The 1981 playset came with a bottle of bubbles, a fingernail-sized comb and hairbrush, a plastic chair, and a vanity.[2] Barbie was dressed in a yellow ballgown for the father’s return.

“Doesn’t Barbie look pretty Dad?”

“Maybe I should try a Barbie Bubble Bath!”

“Maybe you should stop being such a creep dad,” someone commented below the video.

It was not for nothing that James Michener called the 1980s the Ugly Decade.

Barbie’s Bubbling Spa (1983)

An arch commentary on systems of power and the cinematic gaze, this commercial upended the traditional structure of a Jacuzzi scene, whereby the women existed as nameless, swimsuited wallpaper to a good ol’ boy carrying a cowboy hat and a magnum of champagne.
“Oh Barbie what a beautiful spa! Do I hear… Bubbles?”
Two girls glided the dolls towards the octagon-shaped playset–Barbie legs could move back and forth but no one ever bothered, not even on the commercials.[3] The dolls slid into the water, alone together. The camera lingered on the bubbles coursing across their stiff legs. A girl flicked a plastic beach ball into the Jacuzzi, her eyes wild with excitement. Barbie’s creator understood that little girls didn’t want to pretend to be mommies. They wanted to be bigger girls. The benign, babyish play in the commercials belied that children did not always play gently with their Barbies. The dolls hunted each other down in the Dream Car and judo kicked their rivals over pink staircases. They turned the Dream House into a bordello, where they vied ruthlessly for the attentions of the lone Ken.

Barbie Glamour Bath and Shower (1985)

“We girls are taking a bubble bath. Right Barbie?”
Briefly, a close-up of Barbie’s odd face filled the screen, her rictus grin and dilated pupils framed by bubbles. Large plastic diamond studs were jammed into holes in the side of the head. YouTube comments below the video point out that one of the child actors in the commercial is Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, that the doll’s legs look huge, that water ruined the nylon hair and made the plastic stiff, that the girls in the commercial are giggling while they watch Barbie shower.

“Soaking up beauty by the hour/ Then with a flip, we can shampoo/ In the shower!”

Playsets embraced the era’s vulgar rococo Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous aesthetic. Bathtubs and spas became increasingly ornate as the eighties progressed. By mid-decade Barbie’s bath was perched on a platform, with a pink swan’s head faucet. The toys were manufactured in Taiwan until operations were moved to China in 1987.

Mattel says a Barbie is sold every three seconds, which is 10.5 million dolls a year. These polyvinyl chloride, polypropylene, and ethylene-vinyl acetate ladies and their accouterments are with us still. The Bubbling Spa, and the Fountain Pool, and the Tropical Splash Barbie Pool ‘n Spa. Workin’ Out Barbie, Medieval Lady Barbie, and teen Barbie Midge, pregnant with a little plastic fetus called Nikki. Shedding particles of cadmium and lead, festering in landfills and travelling the world in the Great Pacific garbage patch, velveteen rabbits who never became real.

[1] N. W Ayers came up with the slogans “Be all that you can be” for the Unites States Army and “Diamonds are forever” for De Beers.

[2] Toys from the 1970s and 80s are notoriously high in lead. Some more recent Mattel recall and safety alerts:  “Barbie Dream Kitty Condo™ Playset Affected Part: Kitty,” “Barbie Dream Puppy House™ Playset, Affected Part: Puppy.”

[3] Not even the adult who three decades later who would post a six-minute long video of a Barbie pretending to drink a glass of champagne,  play with a rubber duck, and take selfies in a bubble bath. The video has been viewed over 1. 2 million times on YouTube.