Guests at George W. Bush’s inaugural candlelight dinner were presented with a twelve-page program entitled Celebrating America’s Spirit Together. It featured photographs, an introduction, the entertainment, the menu, a gold rope tasseled bookmark, and four pages of Candlelight Dinner Underwriters, Sponsors, and Hosts.

The introduction obliquely acknowledged the contentious Florida recount. “As we witness the orderly transfer of power, in the grand and glorious tradition that has become the great American heritage, we anticipate the renewal of that spirit…” David Woo of The Dallas Morning News photographed George and Laura Bush waving out of windows, the Ford administration’s masterful photographer David Hume Kennerly shot the Cheneys with their grandchildren, and Charles Ommanney (nicknamed “Chuckles” and “Lion King” by George W. Bush) shot the president and the vice president at a rally.

There is a fin de siècle feel to Celebrating America’s Spirit Together. “Linda and Ken Lay” were underwriters and Lehman Brothers, Inc. were sponsors. Just two years before the congressional cafeteria renamed chips “freedom fries,” the candlelight dinner’s “green beans” were a highfalutin “haricots verts” on the menu.

Before the Introduction of the Cabinet Designates, the tenor Dennis McNeil and the soprano Teri Bibb sang The Phantom of the Opera Medley— probably some form of “All I Ask of You.” Bibb had played the role of Christine over 1000 times on Broadway and also performed for the Clintons. The new president wore black cowboy boots embroidered with his initials and the presidential seal.


Two hundred and thirty-one people, corporations, and organizations were listed as Candlelight Dinner Underwriters, among them: American Airlines, AT&T, Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Florida, Inc., The Boeing Company, BP, Citigroup, The Coca-Cola Company, Pepsi Co. Inc.,  Enron, Exxon Mobil Corporation, Ford Motor Company, Motorola, Fannie Mae, Frito-Lay, General Electric, General Motors, Microsoft, John W. Henry & Company, Inc., Hicks, Muse, Tate & First Incorporated, IBM, Kmart, Kraft, Mr. Ronald Lauder, Lockheed Martin, Merrill Lynch & Co,. Inc., Motorola,  Safeway, The Dow Chemical Company. Philip Morris, PhRMA, Tyson Foods, Trident Capital, Inc.,Visa U.S.A., Inc., The Washington Post Company, and The Washington Redskins.

Private Eye‘s Dirty Digger appeared in the program as “Mr. Rupert Murdoch, Chairman and CEO, News Corporation.” The Honorable and Mrs. Hushang Ansary contributed–  prior to the Iranian revolution Ansary had been appointed ambassador to Washington, Minister of Economics, Minister of Finance and head of the National Oil Company by the Shah. Seventy-four people, corporations, and organizations were Candlelight Dinner Sponsors, and seventeen people and corporations (including American Express, Hewlett-Packard, and Walt Disney World) acted as Candlelight Dinner Hosts.

Entertainment: Dennis McNeil and Teri Bibb, Phantom of the Opera Medley, Con Te Partiro, An American Hymm

Introduction of Cabinet Designates: Mel Martinez, Senator John Ashcroft, Anthony Principi, Elaine Chao

Menu: Horseradish Crusted Filet of Salmon, Sweet Potato Puree, Sauteed Winter Spinach, Rack of Lamb Bordeaux, Wilted Napa Cabbage and Mustard Greens, Haricots Verts, Wild Rice with Currants, Butterscotch Mousse, Sauce Caramel.


IMG_2158 “Welcome to the Candlelight Dinner celebrating the inauguration of President George W. Bush and Vice President Richard B Cheney.

Tonight we join together on the eve of the inauguration of the 43rd president of the United States, to celebrate America’s spirit together ‘united in our heart and one mind’ as Thomas Jefferson said in his inaugural address 200 years ago. As we witness the orderly transfer of power, in the grand and glorious tradition that has become the great American heritage, we anticipate the renewal of that spirit and look forward with hope to the promise and challenge of the future.

We celebrate tonight the diversity of our people and our shared devotion to our truly unique American spirit as we anticipate our nation’s grandest and oldest tradition– the swearing-in of a new president.

Tonight we gather together to celebrate that solemn and majestic occasion and to wish Godspeed and all our best wishes to our new leadership, as they assume the power, the burden and the glory of the highest offices inour land.
Thank you for joining us in this historic Candlelight Dinner honoring our new president and vice president and in celebrating America’s spirit together.
God Bless America!”


The Secret Diary of Vladimir Chertkov, Aged 54 1/12

Tolstoy and ChertkovLeo Tolstoy’s relationship with his wife Sonya was very tumultuous– today it would probably be called dysfunctional. Circumstances weren’t improved by the constant presence of the count’s disciple Vladimir Chertkov. The prototypical Kato Kaelin, Chertkov wrote down every word of the Tolstoys’ quarrels in a journal he later published.

December 1, 1908:

“Sonya Andreyevna, turning to Lev Nikolaevich, irately asserts that the property rights of all his written, unpublished works belong to the family. Lev Nikolaevich objects. She runs to her room and fetches a pocket diary written in her hand and reads her own record to the effect that Lev Nikolaevich had given as public property only those writings which had appeared in print during his lifetime (and after 1881). Lev Nikolaevich begins to object. She shouts him down. Finally in a resolute, authoritative tone, he obliges her to hear him. (She had just said that she was not concerned about herself, but that her children would assert their own claims.) Lev Nikolaevich: ‘You imagine that our children are like rogues who want me to do something opposed to that which is most dear to me.’ Sonya Andreyevna: ‘Well, as for being rogues, I do not know, but…’ Lev Nikolaevich (firmly): ‘No, let me finish speaking. According to you it appears that the children will play the dirtiest trick possible on me. And a dirtier trick is is impossible to play. You know the principles for which I’ve renounced these rights– the principles of my faith, and what do you wish, that these principles should be turned into hypocrisy? I gave you my fortune, I gave you my early writings, and now it seems that I ought to give my own life– that for which I live. Yet I daily receive abusive letters, accusing me of hypocrisy. And now that you desire that in very fact I should become a hypocrite and a scoundrel. It is astonishing to me how you torment yourself without any need.’ And he left the room, firmly closing the door behind him.”

Sonya: The Life of Countess Tolstoy, Anne Edwards, Simon and Schuster, 1981.